This is Getting to Be Ridiculous (Ceramic Mug)
For the moment you open the ticket queue and find the same user, the same printer, and the same “it was working yesterday” for the fourth time this week. For the 2 a.m. page about a disk alert on a server that was decommissioned in 2019. For the vendor call where they ask if you’ve tried turning it off and on again, after you sent them the logs proving you did. Twice.
Some days you fix things. Some days you just hold a mug and stare at the wall, quietly calculating how many goats it would take to replace your salary.
Available in 11 oz (a reasonable amount of coffee) or 15 oz (an unreasonable amount of coffee, which is the correct amount). Dishwasher and microwave safe, unlike your change management process.
More details
- Ceramic
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.27″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Goat Security
- Email: contact@support.swag.goatsecurity.ai
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Don't heat liquids or food directly in the mug—it can damage the coating. Meets the lead 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
11 oz
- Height: 3.79″ (9.6 cm)
- Diameter: 3.27″ (8.3 cm)
15 oz
- Height: 4.69″ (11.9cm)
- Diameter: 3.35″ (8.5cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
