This Is Getting to Be Ridiculous (Pint Glass)
For the end of the day when the outage is finally resolved, the root cause turns out to be a certificate someone swore was on auto-renew, and the postmortem is scheduled for 8 a.m. tomorrow. For the change freeze that somehow had three emergency changes in it. For the moment you realize the “temporary workaround” you put in five years ago is now load-bearing.
Coffee gets you through the incident. This is for after.
Pour something cold, hold it up to the light, and reflect on how much simpler life would be if your biggest problem was a goat eating the fence. The goat would at least be honest about it.
Holds a full pint, which is roughly one beer per unresolved ticket, if you’re lucky and the queue is short.
More details
- 100% glass
- 16 oz (473 ml)
- Height: 5.87″ (15 cm)
- Upper diameter: 3.5″ (9 cm)
- Bottom diameter: 2.37" (6 cm)
- Not dishwasher or microwave safe
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Goat Security
- Email: contact@support.swag.goatsecurity.ai
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Not dishwasher or microwave safe Meets the lead, cadmium and heavy metal level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 16 oz (473 ml)
- Height: 5.87″ (15 cm)
- Upper diameter: 3.5″ (9 cm)
- Bottom diameter: 2.37" (6 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
